Monday, July 23, 2012

Furry/Brony Conspiracy theories.

Update: I have changed the title of this post to reflect the new content I have added to it.

Here's something that I just find hilarious, furry conspiracy theories. No, not conspiracies involving furries but crazy rantings by furries about the many ways that trolls and society in general try to "fursecute" them.

One fine example of these mad rantings is that many think that many zoophiles (animalfuckers) are trolls in disguise or just trolls. I didn't really pay attention past the point they started talking about trolls being in some secret plot to slander furries. HA, there is no need to slander when facts are enough to expose their foolishness.

Another is evident in this video:


1: "Don't listen to tyra, she was wrong when she said that. Fursuits can cost up to $1000." 
Oh my fucking god, what the hell does the cost have to do with it? There are literally thousands of pictures and videos of furfags doing shit that would ruin their precious animal costumes and you try to say that they wouldn't ruin them for this one thing? What the hell are you smoking?

2: "chew fox explained what a furry is very well."
So I am to assume that the fat chick is "chew fox"? Okey dockey then, if she did such a damn good job explaining what furries are why did you basically contradict her earlier? She said 'they wear the costumes' so would not just wearing these masses of fur covered rubber ruin them?

3: Tyra: "Do you have sex when you have the costume on?" Chelsey: "yes"
Do I need to even say anything?

4: Tyra: "Some people say this is like bestiality" 
Actually it is just a diluted form of it, they feel that giving them human qualities makes it more acceptable.

5: Furry Wedding:
So I guess the marriage certificate is going to read Mr Tom Cat and Mrs Chew Fox?
You people are just insane....

So how did this video come to be.
Well.....
1. Furry goes on tv. Makes furries look bad.
2. Furries bawww and bitch.
3. Furry cries fursecution/lies etc.
4. Video

BUT WAIT THERES MOAR

There are also a good number of furries bitching and moaning about how furries making themselves look like idiotic perverts is just an evil conspiracy to make them look bad, LOL.

As evident in THIS video (and the comments):



Yes, I realize the video is hidden now, will be looking for a Mirror or another to replace it....

To be honest the video is more like an independent "documentary" about furries. The conspiracy theories and crazy rants are in the comments. 
They range from whining how the chick admitting she fucked an animal is an audio trick to how stupid the guys "furry" name is. But really, Dingleberries the lion is a stupid and unbelievable name but Chew Fox and Tom Cat aren't? Really wtf.
And in addition to that some whackjob was bitching about how the furries dry humping each other was CG.
Just.....just...insane... we REALLY need to reopen the mental institutions.


Added: 8/13/2012
Now for the Bronies.

I have also taken note of the bronies, much like the furries, have been blaming their "negative publicity" on "trolls". Alright, now I must point out that some bronies post borderline ponyporn on sites like Know your meme and Youtube. And then they have the gusto to blame trolls for it. But wait? Who MADE these images? Who POSTED them? Trolls? No? Oh that's right, bronies did, but hell why accept responsibility when you can blame others?

Another thing I would like to mention is that I have browsed the MLP gallery on KYM and what I find very interesting is that no one seems to find any problems or speak out against the "porn", oh I'm sorry, I mean the "borderline porn". But they throw an absolute bitch fit the second politics is involved.

Examples are as follows:
"Borderline porn": http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/374093-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic
"Borderline porn": http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/374645-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic
"Politics": http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/373423-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic



Note: This is an ongoing post and I will most likely add onto it.




2 comments:

  1. Furry wedding? What the fuck in hell is going on on this earth?

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  2. Shall I tell you, you confused bitch? Fucking awesome shit is happening but u guys have trouble realizing this

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